The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
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Definition:
The emergency compartment God didn’t intend—but Pasco women use anyway. A Pasco Pocket refers to the last-minute, high-stakes stashing of drugs, stolen jewelry, vape pens, or the occasional loose Percocet inside one’s lady parts right as the blue lights flash. It's not glamorous, it's not hygienic, but in Pasco County, it's practically protocol.
Field-tested in Dollar General parking lots, trailer park driveways, and anywhere a Wawa intersects with three felonies and a lifted Dodge Ram. Typically deployed with the phrase: “I ain’t goin’ back.”
Example Sentences:
“She didn’t even blink—just unbuttoned and boom, it vanished into the Pasco Pocket like a magic trick with probation.”
“Officer, I swear I don’t know how that crack pipe got up there. Must’ve been from yoga.”
“We found the stolen Rolex, a rolled-up hundie, and 3 grams of blow… all in the Pasco Pocket. Girl had a full-time pharmacy in her downtown storage unit.”
Fun Fact:
Some call it a coochie cubby. Some call it a felony fold. In Pasco? It's just the glovebox that came with the body.
Definition:
The emergency compartment God didn’t intend—but Pasco women use anyway. A Pasco Pocket refers to the last-minute, high-stakes stashing of drugs, stolen jewelry, vape pens, or the occasional loose Percocet inside one’s lady parts right as the blue lights flash. It's not glamorous, it's not hygienic, but in Pasco County, it's practically protocol.
Field-tested in Dollar General parking lots, trailer park driveways, and anywhere a Wawa intersects with three felonies and a lifted Dodge Ram. Typically deployed with the phrase: “I ain’t goin’ back.”
Example Sentences:
“She didn’t even blink—just unbuttoned and boom, it vanished into the Pasco Pocket like a magic trick with probation.”
“Officer, I swear I don’t know how that crack pipe got up there. Must’ve been from yoga.”
“We found the stolen Rolex, a rolled-up hundie, and 3 grams of blow… all in the Pasco Pocket. Girl had a full-time pharmacy in her downtown storage unit.”
Fun Fact:
Some call it a coochie cubby. Some call it a felony fold. In Pasco? It's just the glovebox that came with the body.
"Bro, she reached down like she was adjusting her shorts—and boom—whole baggie disappeared into the Pasco Pocket like it was Narnia."
"We searched the whole car. Nada. Then she coughed… and the Pasco Pocket coughed back."
"We searched the whole car. Nada. Then she coughed… and the Pasco Pocket coughed back."
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Referring to American currency as "Dead nigga" because the currency has American figures such as Benjamin franklin that have passed away.
This can be controversial and extremely comical as the American figures on American currency are not infact "Dead niggas" as they are not of African descent but still in fact are dead; hence still Dead Niggas.
Referring to American currency as "Dead nigga" because the currency has American figures such as Benjamin franklin that have passed away.
This can be controversial and extremely comical as the American figures on American currency are not infact "Dead niggas" as they are not of African descent but still in fact are dead; hence still Dead Niggas.
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