Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

buff beans beag

Eat beans for break

I to eat buff beans beag every day-joe mom

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022

String bean pie

Pie with string beans in it

Aw man that (string bean pie) was delish

by String bean Man24 October 8, 2017

Bean sauce

A collaboration of "cool beans" and "Awesome sauce" in an attempt to poke fun at those who use such phrases. Often use as a reply to a heavily agreed upon statement or it can be used in place of "fuck yeah" or "right on".

You: "How much do i owe you?"

Me: "This one is on the house."
You: "bEaN sAuCe."

by Dah-Tah September 4, 2018

Bean Team

A group of thorough individuals motivated by the Bag.

Female 1: Who were those guys you were with?
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.

by Unknown Bean July 24, 2020

Bean Bank

The act of loading and storing any type of bean into the foreskin of a penis

Tom had to bean bank his magical beans in order to cross the border without them getting confiscated.

by The teller of words January 14, 2022