Rule 985

The Rule of the Internet that Defines That, If A Peice of Media Exists In a Digital form, Jerma985 Is Involved Somehow.

Friend: "Do you like Rule 34?"
Me: "I Prefer Rule 985, If It Exists, There is Jerma In It."

by Mzjejwjshdu April 1, 2025

Jersey Shore Rule

In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”

“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”

“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”

“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”

by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022

Rule 33.99999999999999999999999999999

Making porn of Zootopia's Judy Hopps right now because I have no life

N/A: "Bruhhhhhhhh i could go for zootopia porn rn could u pls make some???"

You: N/A, you obviously have no life. But fine."
*Makes some juicy Rule 33.99999999999999999999999999999 of Judy Hopps*

by 2mvt May 3, 2021

Not That Bad Rule

Saying something isn't that bad means that they it is exactly that bad.

Guy 1: Bro, your girl is gross.
Guy 2: Come on man, she's not that bad.
Guy 1: Not that bad rule bro, she is that bad.

Girl 1: Try this sandwich
Girl 2: That thing looks disgusting. I'm not eating that
Girl 1: Come on it doesn't look that bad.
Girl 2: Not that bad rule bitch I wouldn't feed it to my dog.

by coopdaddy19 May 28, 2018

Luigis Rule

Old enough to pee is old enough for me

Luigis rule is so legit!

by Littlegamerhottie148 April 6, 2019

Rule #237

The social rule that one cannot claim to have a question to ask and then not ask the question.

Me: hey, you have nice abs, can i ask you a question?? Wait never mind....

Kevin: you have to ask. It’s an unspoken rule of social law. Part of our social contract. No saying something and then taking it back before even saying it... rule #237

by Pidgepidge September 1, 2020

Rule 2

Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.

by totally not foraict November 3, 2017