mexican tree war

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

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mexican crab cake

Eating pussy to the lyrics off a song

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm

by K!nG Ď June 7, 2016

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Mexican cowboy hat

Paper seat covers in public restrooms and porta potty’s

Hey does that porta potty have any Mexican cowboy hats?

by Kdub driver November 15, 2018

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Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

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mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022

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Mexican Purple Rocket

The condition of a man's penis where the circulation is cut off and the tip turns purple.

Damn, last night I got the worst case of Mexican Purple Rocket last night when my girlfriend gave me a gripping handjob. I think she was mad at me from when I gave her a Cleavland steamer.

by Flypig777 July 29, 2009

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