Fart tent

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.

Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.

by Just trying June 19, 2018

Accidental Fart

A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally

Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher

Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention

Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear

Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Sync-Fart

When you and your friend synchronize fart and exchange glances.

Dude, Mark and I keep sync-farting.. it's hilarious.

by nigy, how are you? October 9, 2015

toothbrushy fart

Farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. Their tactile "feel" when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. A rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. The blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.

John: "I've just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!"

David: "That must have been a tremendous pleasure! Do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? I can't remember the last time I had one, I am so jealous!"

by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016

butts and farts

A thing that guys discuss when they're either horny, or high as hell. Butts and Farts also describes the size of their butt and how their farts smells

Person A: Hey dude i'm stoned as hell. Let's talk about butts and farts

Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg

Person A; Rock on dude

Person C : You two are so stupid and gay

by Mr. Smart Ass January 14, 2020

Fart tag

the paper tags that are always strategically places by a stuffed animal's behind.

Hey look, the beanie baby has its name on its fart tag!

by phantom gas chamber December 21, 2009

Farting Butt

A butt that is farting.

Person 1: "I ate too much TacoBell!"
Person 2: "Now you will have a explosive farting butt!"

by CarterSmith September 19, 2023