Take it to Facebook

When you work for a shitty 3rd party vendor performing certs, badges, and tokens for FB (didn't they die?) and your paycheck is withheld for at least six weeks, you "Take it to Facebook" by referring to your lack of a paycheck on your Status Update until it gets resolved.

My man works for this shitty 3rd party company which is a vendor of FB and if they don't pay him soon, he's gonna have to Take it to Facebook.

by thisistheREALamy@realamy.com May 12, 2022

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an app filled with 40-year-old dads who think dead fish they are about to eat is an "aesthetic".

-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf

by zahraaatli September 23, 2022

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An app filled with racist and homophobic boomers who post daily bible verses or “THEM LIBERALS STOLE THE ELEVTION” basically another word for an idiot

Person 1: IM A GOD LOVING PROUD AMERICAN
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter

by EdelieMoloney69420 October 11, 2022

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An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people

Oh look at this stupid app facebook

by Udiridneodjrieo December 31, 2021

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Facebook Super Mom

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life

Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom”

by slsmct January 7, 2022

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