When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.
Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!
by cutdicklover December 20, 2010
Get the facebook lockdownmug. A feeling of intense jealousy that sweeps over you once you find your friends’ lives are way more fun than yours.
"Those who feel Facebook envy dress up their timelines to make others envious."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
"How do you know that?"
"Research shows Facebook envy leads to 'envy spirals'."
by sandyzombie April 28, 2021
Get the Facebook envymug. An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
Get the Facebookmug. A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019
Get the Facebook mamug. Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 16, 2019
Get the facebook vetmug. The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.
“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Facebookmug. The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.
by ComputerWorld April 5, 2024
Get the TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACKmug.