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Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.
by slipperydick December 15, 2011
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Cracking his pepper

When you give yourself a tug in the same manner that you would use a peppermill with the old two hand twist.
Brady went to take a nap but we all knew he was just CRACKING his PEPPER.
by Eye8urbutt May 12, 2024
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frat crack

When one cracks a beer with one hand.
Brooo did you just see Chad frat crack that natty!
by Lassooo July 9, 2018
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The crack of lunch.

Someone who never wakes up until lunchtime.
There's no point in calling her yet, she never wakes up until the crack of lunch.
by Grenville Collins, August 4, 2007
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crack

Marijuana because it is so addictive like crack cocaine but called "crack" as a slang term.
Quit smoking that crack!
Talking about this pot?
Yep.
by 10,000% June 10, 2017
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Cracked

Gen Z slang for sex or being dicked down.

Typical usage implies the receiver is the one is who is being cracked. The giver is doing the cracking and the receiver is the one being cracked. Use your imagination.

Comes up on heavily censored platforms like TikTok. The slang gets around the filters for explicit words and censored topics.
I got cracked three times last night which means everyone gonna get FULL fries when I'm at work today!

Got cracked so good this morning that I don't have to do anything for the rest of the day.

I cracked her so good last night that she's still sleeping at 4pm.
by urabreastfriend July 30, 2025
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Cracked

To be completely insane or out of your mind while playing Fortnite
I just 1v2ed Clix and Tfue, I’m completely cracked
by SwiftFn July 14, 2019
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