prison crack

A name colloquially used to refer to coffee in the American prison system.
Source: Joe guerrero, After prison Show

Ayo peaches gimme summa dat prison crack

by Bigmacmeal December 11, 2017

Un-cracked Egg

A “golden child” that has seemed blissfully happy their whole lives, typically having many friends and good grades. The catch is their self-sabatoging tendencies and longing to be somewhere else or someone else. Their “crack” is coming and they’ll likely go completely insane. But it hasn’t happened yet.

“Man, that girl is a real un-cracked egg. She’s going to go crazy one of these days.”

by NowListenHereYaLittleShits January 25, 2022

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 08, 2019

ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 11, 2014

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 20, 2024

Cracks in the Brick Path

Idiom. Used as, "That's another crack in the brick path", or, "Those are cracks in the brick path." A saying used to describe an event or situation that could eventually be detrimental in the future, but is sustainable and superficial for the present. Or, something that can be fixed in the future and doesn't mean much now.

Ex: "Oh geez, one of my lightbulbs went out in my chandelier." "Hey man, cracks in the brick path."
Ex: "I scored pretty low on this homework assignment." "Don't worry! Just cracks in the brick path."

by Clemmerr January 28, 2024