Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)

omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!

by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

Ball up top

Ball up top like in basketball when you check the ball at the top of the key to reset play. Represents a moment to pause and reset, like hitting the reset button in life. It's when you take a step back to reassess and refocus before moving forward.

Jake and his girl keep arguing. Ball up top. He takes a step back, cools off, figures out what’s real, then comes back smooth and locked in.

by checkball March 9, 2025

The Top Dog

When you are savagely raw dogging a woman from behind, and apon completion, release your dogs (semen) into her kennel (vagina)

You should have seen me last night bro, I became the top dog

by Topdog69420 June 23, 2023

Top

To get a tit(ty) job or in more professional terms ‘Mammary Intercourse’

Sam: Yooooo I got that top if you know what I’m sayin
Dan: Nah I don’t
Sam: I got a tit job reet

by AutisticMeister123 May 27, 2018

wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016