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Urban Dictionary

A place where people go to find the weirdest defenitions to entertain them while they are bored at work/school. People also go there to look up defenitions of themselves hoping to find something juicy, cool or funny.
Me: Have you checked me out on the Urban Dictionary?

Lad: Yoooooo! That's such a cool defenition for you!!!
by Curry King 123 June 20, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

noun: A situation that unexpectedly turns into an orgy where every bodily fluid is witnessed and sexual acts are performed as if the participants were playing sex dice and twister at the same time.

adj: unexpectedly and disturbingly sexual
noun:
Friend1: "Hey, sorry I couldn't make it to your movie night last night, how did it go?"
Friend2: "It was a real Urban Dictionary. I saw what I swear was santorum oozing from Jimmy's ass, but I couldn't tell because I got angry pirated before the previews even finished."

adj:
The biology class became increasingly Urban Dictionary as an orgy built up around the two kids who were munging with the pre-dissected fetal pigs.
by Chief O'Chuggabeer August 26, 2012
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Urban dictionary

A place where every fucking name has something nice writen too it
by Crazyguy21212 February 10, 2022
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fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe
Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit
by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
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Urban dictionary

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.
by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016
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urban dictionary

by OCTIANE 5 December 19, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary made by funny people

eg: Awooga

When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
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