A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
Get the cucumbers and ketchup sandwichmug. by lilsike321 August 19, 2025
Get the Bur Sandwichmug. For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
Get the Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwichmug. “I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”
“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”
“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”
by M4xx November 12, 2023
Get the Bad Sandwichmug. A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.
Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.
by pseudonym99! April 29, 2025
Get the mexican cuban sandwichmug. by Ripplejerk June 15, 2025
Get the P knuckle sandwichmug. when you drive one truck in front of the other with a RZR hidden in the middle listing to the right so the cops don't see it
"Any recommendations on how to be street legal RZR to drive from the campground? "
"Don't bother, just make a RZR sandwich"
"Don't bother, just make a RZR sandwich"
by 11mpg May 5, 2023
Get the RZR Sandwichmug.