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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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Like Sandwich

When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.
*comment* Like
*comment* Like
*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
*comment* Like
*comment* Like
by FlyingHitler SpasmFaceMcdougal February 25, 2011
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yummy sandwich

A term used to describe internet content that surprises the viewer with a photo of a toilet with feces in it.
"Don't watch the video called 'i ate a yummy sandwich 🤗' by lolkid43 on YouTube. It's a good video, just gross."
"Did he watch the yummy sandwich video?"
by flishfricker May 1, 2025
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grilled circumcheese sandwich

When your foreskin is full of smegma and you iron it and cut off, preferably paired with tomato soup.
I am gonna go to Tony's to get their new grilled circumcheese sandwich.
by Bill556223 September 27, 2020
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mexican cuban sandwich

A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.
Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.
by pseudonym99! April 29, 2025
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Sandwich

Person 1: Tell me the story!
Person 2: Alright, but its very sandwich!
by Yormother December 16, 2022
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P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022
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