Michael kuznetsov

Guy who disables people's phones

"Everyone, hide your phones!!! Michael Kuznetsovs headed this way. You dont want it disabled!"

by Whatyougonnadoaboutit,michael May 24, 2020

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Michael

Michael is a god and a gods father and is a absolutely amazing guy who is very big and sexy he also makes everyone satisfied which his massive cock his cock is so big that it extends on past the limits of space he is also addicted to nicotine and weed he is a very loyal guy tho and make all the women wet asf and all of his close friends love him very much also anyone in his family are gods

Girl1 Michael is so hot

Girl2 omg yes we fucked last night his dicks amazing
Boy1 oh Michael me and him a really close I love that guy

by PJ Sundquist May 8, 2022

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Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

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Michael

The best boyfriend you could ever have.

Michael is the love of my life.

by LockyDaBoy September 11, 2022

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Michael Branham

You know if a person is a Michael Branham if his nick name is blu but only a few call him that, he is the most adorable and least stupid male you will meet and the person who gave him the nickname blu really likes him a lot. Another way you can know if you’re a “blu” is if a person named Sam decides he will break his normal self of being straight and decides he likes you a lot.

Michael Branham is the only man I want.

by TotallyNotInLoveWithPerson July 6, 2019

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