penis

a male extremidy used to pee, have sex, repopulate the earth. can be seen on some females.

tia lee of greene new york has a penis. proven fact, saw it in the dictionary.

by thesmartone29301 March 8, 2009

penis sneeze

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.

*atchu*

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by Haleigh April 12, 2005

Penis Koginos

When a person, (usually a female) has lazy nipples and dents in their boobs. It comes from being titty fucked too much.

My best friend has a very bad case of Penis Koginos.

by GoodHooker94 May 6, 2011

penis platter

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.

by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008

Penis Ninja

A person sent in deliberately to have sex with someone's girlfriend with the intention of her significant other catching them in the act so he breaks up with her.

Jeff: "Dude, Seth's old lady is such a bitch!"
Steve: "Send in the penis ninjas..."

by TK37246 February 12, 2014

penis guzzler

A girl that sucks on excessive amounts of penis for pleasurable reasons to get and erotic experience.

When a person gives oral sex and gargles on the penis while sucking it and swallowing it

1. My ex is such a penis guzzler that's why I dumped her

2. I'm lookin for a one night prnis guzzler

by Twistz March 6, 2014

penis jelly

(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.

Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.

by Drunkwonderbread August 6, 2014