Cool Soccer Moms

Soccer moms are cool (abviously) but all are different. All their children do different after-school activities other than soccer and they all drive different color fans. Every soccer mom loves their kids as well. They call them "their little angels". Soccer moms are cool. Soccer moms are life.

" Averi, Bianca, Kylie, Abby, and Sage are busy, happy, and cool soccer moms".

by donut2924 May 15, 2017

Where your mom?!

Awkward question asked by Wanda's neighbor-aka "The lady with the TATTOOED EYEBROWS"; question asked by a FOB; other phrases may be: What your name? & Where you go?; sometimes i wonder why she doesnt just ask in cantonese, her native language... it's easier that way; the ONLY thing she can say(besides-what your name? & where you go?).

Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?
Son: I thought you named me! You should know.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?!
Son: oh... i forgot thats the only thing you can say.
Tattooed Eyebrows lady: What your name?! (Hi son.)
Son: Hi mom.

by TREEsa :D April 6, 2005

single mom slayer

the guy who's into single moms, they can be newly ones, MILFs or GILFs.

bob: hey, Have you seen john lately?

charles: I heard he became a Single mom slayer, HE's been dating one since a few months.

by randomdude316 March 15, 2022

Om Nom Mom

1. Another nickname for a M.I.L.F.
2. A term that can be used to describe an extremely hot Mom.
3. A term created for an original comedic effect used to describe an attractive Mother.

"If that girl is attractive, then her mom must be an Om Nom Mom."

by Jimson Jabs February 21, 2010

ur mom noob

The worst insult possible. It might be the worst thing that could happen to you.

Jimmy: Ur fat
Joseph: Ur mom noob.
Jimmy: I wanna die

by roguelineage42059 August 28, 2020

Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

by Howugay101 November 10, 2019

rich white mom

quotes all over the house, thinks they are different than the other moms, uses essential oils to cure everything, has school luches already packed and ready, will not vaccinate their kids. an overall white rich mom

your mom is a rich white mom

by cindy lou hii November 16, 2019