cart brain

a person so fucking stupid from hitting carts

“you literally have cart brain”

by cart brain haters February 16, 2024

pull your brains out of your ass

pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you

the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you

by bluebear February 17, 2024

mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

wire-brained

a combination of wired and harebrained

"I'm just kind of wire-brained right now"

by wiredbrainedsal February 21, 2024

brain rot

A term used when oneself utilizes ”slang” of which heavily derives from the unfortunate effects of modern media. The use of these terms, especially via in-person communication, tends to be heavily looked down upon by mainstream society.

Jake: Poggers! You must have learned that skibidi toilet rizz whilst sipping on a grimace shake in Ohio! Slay, baka!

Steven: Brain rot…

by tmkkmt February 21, 2024

bryce brain broken

When someone gets stuck in your head, saying "This is trueee", with pointing, when "this" and "true" has been used in close proximity.

the bryce brain broken syndrome:
"and for this reason, our statement is concluded as true" - presenters

"this is trueee *pointing*" - bryce's brain

by You'reReadingThisPseudonym February 27, 2024

Brain Burn

The opposite of brain freeze, for when you eat something spicy.

That bowl of spicy ramen gave me brain burn.

by FartsAreEasy February 27, 2024