Cool story bro

"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.

Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.

Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."

Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."

Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."

by Frankie Boom Botz July 26, 2011

bros before hoes

Never pick ur gurl over ur homie that just the way it goes.

"wanna sleep over tonight?
homie= yea kid
lilbitch=i got plans with my gurl

by synikal July 19, 2004

Chill bro it's a prank

Common saying in clickbait youtube videos invloving pranksters getting their ass beat, mostly in black neighborhoods.

Prankster: *steals random guys hat* Random Guy: *Beats up prankster* Prankster: Chill bro it's a prank

by RiceKing_rb26 June 13, 2017

Bro-Fight-Mance

A fight within a bromance, when 2 guy's don't really wanna say who would win in a fight between each other cuz they both think their own self would win, but wont say it.

Random Friend: Who would win in a fight between you two?

Best friend 1: Well umm..... (Id Kick his ass)

Best friend 2: Yea well....... (Id Kick his ass)

Both: We Would never fight each other :-/

(awkward silence= Bro-Fight-Mance)

by N.p.R July 29, 2010

Bro Night Stand

Similar to a Bromance, except that this is had (generally while drunk) with another dude who you will not regularly see.

Todd and I totally had a Bro Night Stand at Katie's party on Friday.

by Galeras October 11, 2011

self-hating bro

bros who dress like hipsters, carry skateboards around but never ride them, and hate on other bros but run around screaming "YOLO"

self-hating bro 1: ay brah, check out my dope plaid-lumberjack shirt, brah.

self-hating bro 2: AWESOME. so glad we're not like those frat idiots...WE'RE SO UNIQUE YOLO.

self-hating bro 1: chyah mayne, YOLO

by y00ty00t December 13, 2012

charge it to the game bro

when something extremely bad happens to u and ur friend tells u to charge it

Abdul: bro wallah its so long for me, i got grade 1s for all my gcses im getting shipped backed to somalia

Raheem: thats mad but charge it to the game bro cl

by chang smith February 8, 2023