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Facebook Fracas

Facebook Fracas - an argument, or squabble amongst friends and family on Facebook, the social networking site. Usually caused by bitchy women folk.
A Facebook Fracas usually starts with a comment that can be taken either way and then esculates into all out war on statuses. With people backing up family and freinds with threats of violence towards the friends and family of the person who made the comment.
by BENNYBOY1 March 26, 2011
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Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page
Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
by BettyBlue March 27, 2011
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Facebook DJ

A person who constantly posts music videos on facebook for the sole reason of having the feeling of being a real life DJ. They get a sense of pride from all of the "Likes" and comments they receive, which further fuels their delusion of being a DJ.
Dude, look at all these great songs I posted on my page!

Give it a rest, Facebook DJ
by S. Sinani March 30, 2011
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facebookidation

Intimidation by the medium of facebook. Usually threats and swears will have no actions later to back them up.
Adam: Michael was all over me yesterday on facebook
Stephen: I don't understand, he's such a wimp
Adam: I'm pretty sure its just facebookidation
by .wizeman April 13, 2011
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Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"
You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.
by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011
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Facebook Challenged

someone who doesn't have a Facebook page.
Pete didn't see your post on Facebook. He is Facebook challenged.
by CJ1311 May 28, 2011
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Facebook Lad

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.
Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.
by darkfish June 10, 2011
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