Facebook Whore

A Facebook Whore is someone who isn't famous with an over-exaggerated amount of facebook friends (usually over 1000) that they don't even know. Usually a david.
guy1:Wow i have so many friends! =D
guy2:You just let anyone plow your wall with their post, huh?
guy1: what? no!
guy2: Smh, Facebook Whore swag...
by David Da 5'9 October 21, 2011
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Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .
Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00
by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016
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facebook stupidity

Someone who frequently shares fake or satirical posts on Facebook thinking them to be true.
Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.
by Tommyrunner May 6, 2018
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The equivalent to the phrase "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" or "take that to the bank."
I just gave you a huge dose of truth, man. Stick that on your Facebook and post it!
by TheMayorOfEarth January 18, 2016
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Facebook Fellatio

An insincere "Like" or comment of approval in order to please a friend.
A: I posted "congratulations" on Jessica's Facebook about the wedding.
B: Why? You can't stand him!
A: In order to keep the peace I had to perform some Facebook Fellatio on that situation.
by DaisyHawk September 6, 2013
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Facebook taggroup addict

A Facebook taggroup addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single tag page that facebook has to offer. These individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely associate with. These individuals believe that by becoming members of such pages, it reflects their personality.

Another reason Facebook taggroup addict might join such groups is because the group page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these groups on facebook require that a user first become a member in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the tag-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the group in order to see the content.

A Facebook taggroup addict is easy to spot.

There are no known cures for Facebook taggroup addiction. The best a group-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a member of anymore groups. The current limit for groups that a single user can have is around 2000.
"Look at her, she's a member of 200+ taggroups, she must be a complete Facebook taggroup addict"

"Mein gott, he keeps tagging me in 10 taggroups a day, I think this Facebook taggroup addict needs some help!"
by Letter M April 25, 2019
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Facebook

An older app, specifically as old as your grandmother. The Karen of social media and the lame version of instagram.\
Hey Karen! Did you see my new post on Facebook?
by Iamcoolcat January 28, 2021
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