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Facebook Fauxlosopher

A 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' is someone who scours the internet in search of 'inspirational quotes, song lyrics, words of wisdom or in fact, anything that is more intelligent and creative than what they can come up with.

They will then use these in there Facebook status updates (often under the guise that they have created them) in an attempt to appear intelligent and deep. Typically used by young girls and guys trying to get into young girls panties.
Typical examples of a 'Facebook Fauxlosopher' trying to seem deep and intelligent...

"Sometimes I've gotta close my eyes just to open up my soul"
"Honesty may be the best policy but insanity is the best defence..."
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
by Gypo_bmx January 9, 2013
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Facebook Idling

1. having given up on finding anything interesting on Facebook, Facebook Idling involves sitting in front of the Facebook Newsfeed, just waiting for another update that you know won't be any more interesting than the last

2. as opposed to Facebook Stalking, a much more far-reaching and comprehensive way of wasting your entire life
Person A: "You must be Facebook Stalking hard right now man; you're not even clicking the mouse!"
Person B: "Actually, I'm Facebook Idling. I need to know what all my acquaintances are doing rather than just investigating one."

Person A: "Dude, are you Facebook Stalking that girl again?"
Person B: "Nah, I've got enough info on her. Now I'm just Facebook Idling, waiting for her to post something."
by faboer January 16, 2013
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Facebookstitute

Someone whose gains an above-average level of pleasure from posting something on Facebook or liking every status they come across.
Ned: "Kelly's such a facebookstitute, man. I caught her liking all of my comments."
Bob: "Wow, bro."
by The Bacon May 14, 2013
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Facebookortunity

When something happens and it is Facebook worthy. When something happens that you really want people to know about.
"Woah! I ran that mile in 2 minutes!!"
"That's awesome!"
"Oh my god, FACEBOOKORTUNITY!"
by The Boulder September 25, 2012
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facebook baseball

The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.
Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!

Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball
by TablesAndChairs October 29, 2012
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facebook flooder

one who fills the facebook wall with too many posts....or one who floods the facebook wall..
if aamir posts more than 30 posts in a day ..then we can say that...
aamir is a facebook flooder.
by aziz146 November 4, 2012
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Facebook Hero

Someone who purposely posts statuses that they know will get liked constantly. This person will always get 30 likes plus on anything they say, because of how famous they are on Facebook. Along with posting statuses to purposely get liked, this person will always complain on their posts, post song lyrics, and play "Truth Is".
Wow, that kid got 99 likes from bitching about another person, what a Facebook hero.

That kid purposely posts statues to get liked, what a Facebook Hero.

Bob said, "Hi" as his status and got 47 likes, what a Facebook Hero.
by 666hailsatan March 21, 2012
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