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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content
he got a boner while showing his presentation in class
by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019
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boner

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.
farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.
by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021
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boner bias

When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.
"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"
by ToochMyPeenerWiener November 6, 2021
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Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time
We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math
by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021
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pubic boner

when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner
bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look
by konerrGAY November 15, 2021
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Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.
The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".
by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021
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