40% Boner

When the base of your dick is hard but the head is still soft

MALE: Oh boy, I'm at a 40% Boner right now!
FEMALE: Just wait until it's at 100%!

by cumguzzler6000 December 11, 2022

boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 2, 2023

Boner

Something teenage boys permanently have around all girls.

Tom:Jenny is so hot

Jenny:Do you have a boner you pervert!!

Tom:shit...

by Sir fap-a-lot January 4, 2023

Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.

Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

Boner

Something I'm getting right now...
Your fucking hot...
Here's a poem -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When your around,
I pee out glue

I fucking have a boner that is impaling my gf's ass

by Ifuckedabigwass November 19, 2018

gamer boner

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.

You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?

by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018

Brain Boner

An idea.

I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018