by 459395 March 10, 2022

My half-pibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The wife of one's great-great-grandson.
My great-great-granddaughter-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

A better way of saying "it's the law" but removing the "it" because it's unnecessary. Also an alternate form of stating the facts without having to explain yourself. "It is what it is, stop trying to find a reason" kind of vibe
*Ally is rocking her new channel bag for a day at work at the morgue (cause she is a doctor) and one of her classmates approaches her about her bag*
person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"
Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"
person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"
Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"
by GAC.XTRA July 24, 2024

Similar to Godwin's Law, Iznop's Law is "As an online investment argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will equate bad performance or just a general dislike of the investment to a Ponzi scheme. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Iznop's Law has effectively forfeited the argument."
"I love Bitcoin so I bought a lot of it."
"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."
"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."
"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
by humtake October 14, 2025

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."
First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.
First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.
Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."
by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.
by Sin&Win March 21, 2022
