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Cotton Eye Joe

The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.

If only they knew.
I went to the whore house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.
by Johnny_Wayne January 20, 2010
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Cotton Eyed Joe

Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.
"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."
by S313xo June 14, 2009
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billy joe armstrong

what stupid teenyboppers call green day's lead singer and guitarist even though his real name is billIE joe armstrong. with an IE! yes, it is pretty sad. normally accompanied by, IS A TOTAL SEXXX GAWD! or FUSE ROX!
teenybopper: OMG! I TOTALLY <3 BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG!
normal person: its billie joe, with an IE, glue sniffer. go listen to good charlotte or something.
teenybopper: COOL! JOEL MADDEN IS TOTALLY HAWT! DID U LIKE KNO THAT HE IS DATING HILARY DUFF?!
normal person: why are you still talking to me?
by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006
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cup o joe

n. A cup of coffee, either filter, instant, or percolated, but not a capo bloody chino. Geddit?
Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee
Waiter: What sort of coffee, sir?
Customer: Eh?
Waiter: I mean, we have cappuccino, mocchaccino, mac-
Customer: No dude, just a plain old cup o joe
by StuckInAucks October 3, 2007
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Sloppy Joe Rodriguez

A sexual manuver in which one mexican man and two women are involved.The man takes a large dump on one of the womens' chest and then the other woman lays on top of the first making a sloppy joe rodriguez sandwich.
Man,i sure am looking forward to giving you two beyotches a sloppy joe rodriguez.
by bufannta March 9, 2007
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st joes prep

what people call St. Joe's Prep when they are retarded and go to malvern and don't know how to use apostrophes correctly.
Malvern kid:

hey rememeber that time i was a retard and put a definition in urban dictionary for st joes prep instead of putting it wit the rest of the definitions of st joe's prep because i go to malvern and like boys?

other kid: yeah i remember that time. its okay someones gotta be a dumbass asshole and go to malvern.
by yeahyeahboi December 17, 2010
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Billie Joe Armstrong

A guy who doesn't give a monkeys ass about what "former greenday fans" think.
This guy has balls, an in-your-donkeys ass- face attitude, awesome guitar and vocal skills (i lost count when he was holding thoughs damn notes last night, i think i got up to about 30 seconds)he has come a long way vocally... heck lets face it, he knows how to use what hes got!! If people say he is a lazy ass, they obviously have never been to one of Green Day's concerts, ever downloaded any of their performances, heard from many of their fans... or have simply lost their minds. Because if you have, you about know that these guys give it their all!! In my opinion, they rock more than Simple Plan and Blink 182 live. These guys really do work their asses off onstage to make sure everyone in the fucking crowd is shaking their booties.
Billie Joe Armstrong - SEX MACHINE! A male who can rock your ass.
by Sarah H March 10, 2005
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