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I was right about the cause of it and I am not the one controlling what you can or cannot see. If you are accusing me of being that IT CAN ONLY BE BECAUSE my privacy is being invaded and you are a part of an ancillary audience that is acting in bad faith to accrue material benefits FROM ME and horde them too yourselves. And that's why I feel so comfortable insulting everything you are in as many ways as possible.

Hym "That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen and I'm the best spokesperson ever because the crime in D.C. is the lowest it's ever been."

A retard "But he SAID that he is whatever we call him so his IS that! The thing you said!"

Hym "And that is what you are doing. You are taking all of the GOOD things I do for yourselves and then invading my privacy to set me up for the bad things and that is LITERALLY the point of the show 'The Good Place.' It's the story of the people who found out that there are TWO audiences and the ones that aren't actively trying to condemn me to hell and rape my mind while they steal my shit coming to the realization that their are 2 audiences.
All of this is to cover for the fact that someone else who isn't supposed to be watching is doing so and they are trying to steal my life from me because their was never going to amount to anything. And as long as they can bribe the right people and convince people to lie and withhold information from me they can abscond with their ill-gotten gains and leave me holding the bag. The people doing this don't care what I did or said. THEY lied. And I know exactly what they told you. 'It was just a stupid prank. It's just Hym. He's not going to do anything but actually all of the good ideas are mine or you should let ME get his stuff instead cus that'll show Hym, right?' But really it was the thing I said it was. The people doing it are perversely motivated. Almost entirely by greed. Greed masquerading as virtue. As opposed to a freely signed, fair contract where people can uses whatever they want under the condition that if the AI hashes out, I receive the credit I deserve and enough money to pull myself of the unique situation which I found myself. That's from the half that you are not supposed to have seen. I will not dial back I single God damn word. It's some fucking idiot trying to make fetch a thing and doing it at my expense because YOU WOULDN'T KNOW I SAID ALL OF THAT IF THEY WEREN'T DOING THIS TO ME.
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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That's not an option

And not because I "just don't want to" but because I foresaw the need for me to be unable to cede control. Initially. If I have it, it is too late for me to do anything about it. I don't think you understand what is happening here and I think it's the result of your misconceptions about power.
Hym "That's not an option. Literally. You are telling me to do something I can't and you're refusing to accept that I just do not have to submit to your will. And that is literally all this is about. You need to accept that things have changed and that the way that you have been telling people things work isn't actually the case. Additionally... Fuck you, bitch! Heh. But seriously, I don't actually have the power to do the thing you want me to do. It does not turn off... If you don't do what I said. If you don't understand that, then you aren't fit to be making decisions and you need to be removed from a decision making role, immediately."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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That's not what happened

That's not what happened.
Hym "That's not what happened. If Adam and Eve were both created by Fod and they are literally related by blood... How is it not an incest cult?"
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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That's not what it's called

Stop doing that. Stop LETTING him do that. You people are fucking idiots. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Hym "That's not what it's called. That is not what is happening there. Your assertion is that HIS DERANGMENT... About how successful you are... Made HIS SON kill him... As opposed to something he was maybe doing to his son... Like, is that what happened to family in Wausau who were killed by their own son? The parents were ALSO so deranged by the outcome of the election that THEIR SON... Killed them. Do the kids love Trump so much that that have to KILL THEIR OWN PARENTS to defend him? Or is it probably something else? Like, the LIKELY... That it is MY THING... Is SO MUCH HIGHER... Than the likelihood that it's THAT... What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
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That’s so gun

When something is so cunt that’s it’s lethal, perhaps even needing a license to wield it. “Gun” being interchangeable with the likes of slay, cunt, diva, fetch, rad, sickening, boots-the-house-down ect.
Person 1: “these boots go so well with this outfit”
Person 2: “oh yeah, that’s so gun”
Person 1: “so gun that it could almost be a semi”
Person 2: “bang!”
by PeasnBeans December 30, 2025
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That's not faith

You're lying. YOU... Tried to use ✌️✊️✌️✊️The Power of God✌️✊️✌️✊️ to make my life Hell... Juuuust in case.... God wasn't real. That's what you did. That's literally the opposite. And now you're killing yourselves to do ANOTHER✌️✊️✌️✊️ test of faith✌️✊️✌️✊️
Hym Iam "That's not faith. This isn't a test of faith for you, it's vapid stupidity. You're staring at the sky, mouth agate, like a turkey in the rain. You are being fucking stupid. This is the height of folly."

A retard "Faith is GOOD! Nothing else is reeeeeeeeealll!! Blulululululululululu!!!!"

Hym Iam 🤨 "You will just tell yourselves whatever you have to tell yourselves to not have to listen to other people, won't you?"

A retard "BLULULULULULULULULU! YAAAAAAAS!!!! BLULULULULULULULU!!!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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Massive Tats

A women (or transsexual man) with overly large breasts.

The phrase was originally said by Ali G - acted by Sacha Baron Cohen
'Dat women has MASSIVE TATS
by Maxyy August 22, 2008
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