two bag job

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job
by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016
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Two Coccy

1. When someone knows they are better than everybody else. Some may call a person described in this light as arrogant.
2. Musical genius Blueface. A man who has made one album called "two coccy" and a song respectively named "two coccs," although he is most known for his hit song "Thotiana" rather than his creative rap titles and bars including "cocc."
Example 1:
Person 1: "I hate that guy. He is almost two coccy."
Person 2: "I just think he's arrogant."

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you hear Blueface's 2018 album "Two Coccy?"
Person 2: "Yeah I just heard it last night! Two Coccs was a really good song off it."
by Spines6482 July 12, 2020
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two whole beers that night

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
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two point spread

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.
by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023
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Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.
After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway
by redtenor November 28, 2020
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Texas two by two

The act of having sex in a motel 6 in Texas next to another couple also having sex .
Last time i went out with the boys we had a Texas two by two
by 2xstuff October 19, 2018
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two-hundred and sixty-three

one more than two-hundred and sixty-two.
by DespacitoLigmaDab September 16, 2018
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