Tectonic Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.

Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.

by pork21 January 15, 2021

Fart Curse

Getting super dunked on by sports betting and jinxing every team

Peter has had the fart curse for months

by Weecher January 20, 2021

Accidental Fart

A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally

Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher

Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention

Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear

Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Foxtail farts

When you fart on thermal camera, and it shows up in the thermal imaging.

Person 1: *farts in the cold in front of thermal camera

Person 2: WTF?

Person 2: Yep, that's one of those foxtail farts.

by NootNootProductionz February 12, 2021

Onky fart

When you fart so hard you start bleeding from your eyes, you should be able to hear bells in the distance

Bruh, I think I just onky fart

by FatRatLoserFucker March 2, 2021

Fart Dildo

Poop.

Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.

Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.

by pbrewsky April 2, 2021

Chocolate fart

A fart that spreads poop everywhere

I just had a chocolate fart

by Heavy butt sack April 2, 2021