While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment
by Default name November 22, 2009
When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
by McChuff January 28, 2024
A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
Made famous by early wrestler "Tough Tony Bourne," the poo drop involves knocking an opponent to the ground, and jumping on top of said opponent ass-first, landing on the persons' face. Execution of a true poo drop involves fecal matter on the outside of your wrestling tights and making sure some sticks to your opponents' face until the match is over.
Person 1: Wow! Did you see that?
Person 2: Holy crap, what happened?
Person 1: I think Steve was mad at Jim...he just gave him the ol' poo drop!
Person 2: Holy crap, what happened?
Person 1: I think Steve was mad at Jim...he just gave him the ol' poo drop!
by Theodore Stewart August 21, 2009
The act of taking such a horrible shit that it scars you for years and possibly even for life. Not uncommon to experience this after enduring Toilet Sodomy (See Toilet Sodomy).
Mike: Bro I have been experiencing some awful POO-TSD lately. The dump I took last week felt like I shit out my large intestine.
Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...
Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019
Jack: Hey, is that Ders?
Spoon: Yeah, he had anal with 30 girls in one semister.
Jack: So hes a poo dude?
Spoon: Totally
Spoon: Yeah, he had anal with 30 girls in one semister.
Jack: So hes a poo dude?
Spoon: Totally
by FartyPants McAssburgers September 14, 2011