3 strike rule

If you strikeout 3 times in a week you get to do whatever you want without your partner caring

3 strike rule means if you strikeout you’ll get punished

by jojosiwaaaa April 14, 2024

road rules

A group of people recruited by MTV to do ridiculously lame missions in a winnabago with a fake cow skull on the hood. The road rules team usually consists of a big breasted hot chick, a black man who starts fights everyone who is usually the outcast, a gay man/and or lesbian, etc.

I'd rather masturbate to Madonna than watch Road Rules.

by Travis July 17, 2003

Rule 7443

If you misunderstand something you are instantly an idiot moron bitch

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood something
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

rule 73

If it exists on the internet, something about it will be debated regardless of what it is. Most commonly on the popular social media app “twitter.” An example of this would be how a group of twitter users debated over if what mr beasts video “1,000 blind people see for the first time” was morally correct. Ik the video, mr beast paid for 1000’s peoples eye surgery’s to see normally again.

Yo dude, hear what happening with Mr.Beast? Twitter is pulling another rule 73

by Ur welcome ram :> April 4, 2023

Rule

Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?

Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."

Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...

Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."

Iam *sigh* "The rule..."

Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2022

Mahoney's Rule Clapback

When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.

Grace-"Mahoney's Rule you need to say it"
Peter-"Actually Mahoney's Rule Clapback"

by mahoneysrulehater February 5, 2020