Jesus Tits

It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!

Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!

by Arch1980 December 27, 2020

Jesus Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

by 69trainboi August 02, 2020

boomarang jesus

A person you loan money to and they promise to pay you back, but you haven't seen them yet.

I loaned some money to (Insert Name) and now he/she has become a Boomarang Jesus.

by Dr. Pastor Charlie S. October 19, 2017

jesus nap

a Jesus nap is where you feel like you're gonna die from whatever you ate and you just have to sleep for the salvation of those around you.

After a nice brunch, complete with mimosas, I think it's time for a Jesus Nap.

by jpeg1024 April 06, 2015

Juiced Jesus

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

by Ulta-Thug MD. June 10, 2015

PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.

PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.

by oashiojdiojsdf July 18, 2019