You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

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EAT

A lateral definition of the time frame for Zone Eastern Actual Time; Changes with the Standard Time Antonym ij.

So what happened with the schedule is the Zoning Area; As Brazil and Amazons are to the East of the Japan and West to London of the International Date line the EAT is definitively New Yorkshire England North America.

by TheSlinkyiest February 17, 2019

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national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023

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mush-eating

When you eat something out of someone’s mouth while kissing them

Eating the remains of a pink waffer out of ones mouth, mush-eating

by Ambs hayat March 7, 2019

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just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

my mom says

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

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Chicken eating a chicken nugget

wow. cannibalism why did you even search this?
im guessing you gave a chicken a chicken nugget and it ate it

Random person : dude i just saw a chicken eating a chicken nugget
me : chicken cannibalism
Random person : it ate 6 nuggets
me : more chicken cannibalism

by Yenyen799 June 29, 2023

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