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jesus hair

A man with long hair, especially below shoulder length.
Wayne and Garth have jesus hair.
by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025
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mr. jesus

what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair
tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.

peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022
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Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.
by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018
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Jesus

Jesus, also called Jesus Christ, Jesus of Galilee, or Jesus of Nazareth, (born c. 6–4 bce, Bethlehem—died c. 30 ce, Jerusalem), religious leader revered in Christianity, one of the world's major religions. He is regarded by most Christians as the Incarnation of God
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3 Jesus died on the cross. 4 He put halos around the head of Jesus Christ. 5 They brought the children to Jesus and he blessed them. 6 Almost all Christians believe that Jesus was resurrected from the dead
by Spams June 21, 2021
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Jesus

This boy ,He might be a lil dumb but he will always be there to help u or try to make you happy, his a hoe to a lot of girls be trying to hit him up but he will only be looking at one girl
Girl1-is that Jesus😍
Girl2-he so fine
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jesus Salad

A dietary suppliment
Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.
by JReverend September 14, 2023
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Juiced Jesus

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*
Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.
by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015
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