Joe the Milk Man

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.

“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious

by memes124 April 7, 2021

Milk Stick

A penis

I would ride Lebron’s milk stick all night long.

by Sly Cat Stephen June 2, 2022

Milk Dealer

A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.

Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.

by lil benzo October 19, 2020

Milk Weed

A French artist who’s also very stupid

Why are you acting like a Milk Weed

by Bongbangbong January 8, 2021

Choccy Milk

Substance made by God, there is no way to recreate it, other than with the choccy duplicator. Long ago, God sent Adam and Eve the Choccy duplicator to pass down and grow the choccy's population and popularity. The choccy milk is made out of a mix of something called Choccy, a substance sent by pop cat, God's Mascot.

i asked my friend, "Hey chunk, you want a drink?"
he said "Oh yeah, gimme the stuff."
i said "you mean choccy milk?"
he said "ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!!"

by chickweister January 4, 2021

Spiked Milk

Otherwise known as egg nog.

Hey bro got any spiked milk?

by Soz9814 October 13, 2016

milking the butter utter

"Milking the butter utter," is a misspelling of "milking the butter udder," which refers to the act of tit fucking a lactating woman, with extra points to whomever consumes the udder butter, or cum and tit milk mixed into a creamy butter-like consistency.

My girl loves eating the udder butter when I 'm done milking the butter utter (udder)!

by Echo One Romeo September 20, 2016