Hybrid Hair

Adult male hair on the top of the head grown long beyond typical corporate standards during the pandemic and kept while gradually returning to the office.

Did you see Bob's new hybrid hair? It's not easy to notice on the video conference calls, since he pulls it back into a ponytail.

by defleggend October 20, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

The leafy part on the top of a pineapple. Word first used by Anix.

That pineapple has pineapple hairs on the top.

by Toxicsyd June 16, 2020

Blue hair

Someone that has blue hair probably doesn’t appear as they seem. Also dont offend this person or you might get choked out by a dog collar.

El Chappo: Did you meet up with that girl you met online?
Putin: Yeah but she had blue hair so I got the fuck out of there.

by TrojanSpyware July 5, 2022

Hair Jeep

A Horse, you ride, and has hair, its a form of transportation, Thus meaning HAIR JEEP!

Im gunna take my hair jeep on a trail ride.

by JONNY WALKMAN April 9, 2011

Cunt hair cataracts

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.

You being a damn cunt hair cataracts

by BK15 July 29, 2021

its got hair on it

An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.

Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.

I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.

by Tstretch January 13, 2025

hair buckle

Thing that keeps your hair in a poney tail etc

Do u have a hair buckle i need to put my hair up

by Baller75 June 3, 2017