Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.
"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
by Voltron132 January 24, 2022
Get the Hardbass Jesusmug. It’s a boy that lives in Reno everyone knows him as big dick boy. He splits immortals with his 3 ft cock
by Yourboyskinnypenis775 August 20, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.
VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!
CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
Get the The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.mug. Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit
by azues November 21, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. by Kass96 March 21, 2017
Get the Jesus Jammiesmug. Jesus: what up honeys?
Girls: can I smash you?
Or
Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis
Girls: can I smash you?
Or
Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis
by yezuuzu January 27, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. Fat shit who doesn't do there homework and watches tik tok during his class and smells like are pit. And also doesn't brush there teeth
"Did you go to jesus Juarez' house" "yah" "how did you survive" "I just was holding my breath " "dam I got to try that"
by Not skinny kid November 1, 2020
Get the jesus juarezmug.