Dick-douche

A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

Trig Dick

A penis that is wide at the base and skinny/pointed at the tip, resembling a triangle.

Girl 1: Did you have a fun night with Justin last night?

Girl 2: Bitch, that nigga had a trig dick!

Girl 1: Was it acute or obtuse?

by BigNigus3000 February 4, 2019

dick slack

Dick slack is a noun used to refer to the uselessness of another person. For example, when someone isn't pulling their weight at work, you refer to this as "dick slack". One should never put up with dick slack.

Wow, we really need to cut the dick slack on our team.

by LizzieGirl01 February 3, 2020

dick-snatch

1. to prevent a male from "hooking up" with a lady
2. synonymous with cock-block

I was just about to score with Jessica, then that dick-snatcher Andrew walked in.

What the hell, you just totally dick-snatched me.

Wow Tim, what a dick-snatch.

by Joe The Wolfpack May 12, 2010

Window Dick

A person on cod who sits in a window and kills you.

Cod A.I sat in window raping would be classed as a window dick

by me129380 January 6, 2011

Dick Straightener

The ability to hit someone with such great force that it causes them to get an instant erection.

Coach Mitch- "Holy cow that was a garsh darn good hit!"

Coach Stew- "That kid right there is a dick straightener!"

Coach Mitch- "Easy.."

by CoachStew February 17, 2010

dick easing

when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.

he was really dick easing like crazy last night, it really took him a while to go in.

by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020