Dick tower

Take the average size of a penis (5.5") and multiply it by the number of men you have had sex with. If you would hurt yourself jumping off of the dick tower then you my friend, are a slut.

"Jane would die if she jumped off of her dick tower "

by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016

Hilling Dick

While receiving head from a girl you fail to get an erection due to the fact that the girl is ugly.

"Man dude, this girl blowing me was so ugly I couldn't get a boner".
"Bro, sounds like you had a bad case of Hilling Dick"
"Totally man!"

by MMC78 September 17, 2016

dick nobbed

When you remove the door knob from your door and then stick your penis in it hoping some one will grab it

I got dick nobbed by my granddad last night

by Gandalf-the-GR8 August 19, 2016

Dick potato

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

by Codking43 July 14, 2016

Dylan is a dick

A incredible guy if you only looking for a friend

If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl

Dylan is a good friend

Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.

by Paiton17 May 5, 2018

Dick nipping

Being so cold that your nipples go full erection, able to cut through glass and the orifices of your enemies.

Mate, it's so cold outside! I'm fucking dick nipping out here!

by Snubtec May 6, 2018

sebastian's dick

The biggest .

Have you ever seen the biggest dick in the planet ? No ? Its Sebastian's dick

by Haltsmaul December 31, 2016