Chocolate stare

When a non-chocolate person stares at a chocolate person in wonderment/lust/sexual curiosity.

Girl 1: I always catch him staring at me. I'm like "why are you looking at me all the time?!"

Girl 2: "Oh he's giving you the chocolate stare. He's curious."

by StrawberryPopsicleFairy July 10, 2017

Chocolate cupcake

Putting your hand down the backside of your pant to smell how your farts stank and you accidentally sharted.

I tried to smell my fart, instead of waiting for the Dutch oven to marinate, and when I put my palm up to my nose I had a chocolate cupcake

by Didersinclair May 21, 2018

Chocolate dipping

When you dip a condom or raw penis in chocolate for your partner to suck on like chocolate or a lollipop. Has to be perfect otherwise you’ll get burned.

Me: Yeah i wanted to surprise summer for valentines day.

Friend: oh cool what did you do.

Me: i tried chocolate dipping and we went all night long

by Ass_repear69420 December 4, 2019

Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.

Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

optionable chocolate browser

Yummy food.

The kid received an optionable chocolate browser this Sunday, and he kept eating it until it became an optionabillity-covered-theme browser.

by ccchowmeta135 January 5, 2023

Reverse hot chocolate

When you're taking a shit when the seat of the toilet is cold so you shit on the toilet seat to make it warm.

guy: dude I had to reverse hot chocolate my toilet last night.

by doomdank February 21, 2021

the chocolate frosties

When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty

I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.

by Talonghoul July 27, 2016