quaver bag

Quaver bag: an emergency condom, used when no rubber sheath is available...

Paul had no rubber sheaths and Rachel was gagging for it.. As this was an emergency, paul grabbed an empty quaver bag, applied to his manhood and rode her like a pony!!!

by Knock eye September 26, 2013

down bag

Heroin #2, China white

We’ve been doing too much up bag, let’s cop the down bag tonight

by Smoldoink September 14, 2019

splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.

The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag

by Maudie November 24, 2016

Pout bag

The act of pouting too much.

You're being a pout bag right now.

by Anthony Clark July 30, 2017

Spill bags

When breasts spill out of a bra or Bikini top

Yo, check out those spill bags!

by JDePalma November 15, 2021

Bag of scorpions

A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.

My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?

by LizLemmon September 3, 2012

Bag Job

Person with a sexually appealing body but an ugly face. Saying a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'.

I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a bag job.

by ErinBagJob May 23, 2021