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April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022
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Jesus

Homo walking hairy pig.
Likes ducks and is covered in pimples
The pig eats jesus is the same as saying jesus eats the jesus or jesus eats the pig or the pig eats the pig. All same meaning m8
by Showi April 19, 2018
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Lutheran Jesus

It’s when you’re catholic friend with religious trauma finds random moments of blessings in everyday tasks.
Lutheran Jesus said I can’t come in the water right now. I don’t got to do anything!
by LandoFanF1 August 3, 2024
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Jesus

Jesus Christ is the nicest being that you’ll ever meet in your life. He’ll change everything about you. He loves you like no one else does. So at least give him a chance. And please guys stop being disrespectful about Him
Jesus Saved me.
by Jesus’ daughter January 14, 2024
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Black Jesus

Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan
Bro we dont shit talk to Black Jesus cause if we do he will give us 60
by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023
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Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!
by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023
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Jesus

Jesus is our savior and our God. He loves us God
Guy one: hey man are you going to church

Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus

Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in
by Rose1320 March 14, 2022
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