Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"
I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?
by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 26, 2015
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Re-Facebooking

Like Retweeting For Facebook .
On Facebook

Person 1 : If My Life Was Like That's 70's Show Things Would Be So Much Simpler .
Person 2 : Ooh , Truth ! I'm Re-Facebooking That !
by Delilah Jacobs January 05, 2012
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Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.
Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)
by Photowhore151 March 24, 2018
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The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.
TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK
by ComputerWorld April 06, 2024
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facebook lockdown

When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.
Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!
by cutdicklover December 19, 2010
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Facebook inspiration fishing

When someone posts an inspirational status on Facebook that is very open ended and mysterious in hopes of getting people to comment on their post. Facebook inspiration fishing is most often used to get people ask them what they are up too. Commonly used when they really want to tell their friends about this cool new Herbal Tea, Knife set, and/or mixtape and unsure how to do it.
Facebook status: "On the hunt about to make everyone take notice and change the world."

Comment: What you doing cuz? Do I want in?
Response by poster: Yea bro, I'll inbox you?

Inbox
Facebook poster in the inbox: Yo man I'm about to drop my new mixtape tonight, do you mind sharing the link?
commenter: Man...you just Facebook inspiration fishing
by crz55609 March 28, 2017
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facebook stealth

When a person believes he/she has the ability to browse all 500+ facebook friend pages, make no comments or likes and commit all their "friends" perceived sins or faults to memory to later use in a Facebook private messaging fight. Also known as a Facebook stalker or a Face-tard. Usually sign of a delusional or mentally unstable adult computer user.
User: "Why did you delete my comment?"
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."
by Facebook Haterz Unite January 23, 2014
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