CW hair

A hair style of typically long thick hair with perfect curls defined by the CW television show network’s trademark perfect hair on every character, even if they are doing something as unnatural as waking up from a long nights sleep… their hair will still be perfect.

(Some examples include all of the main female characters in The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girl, etc…)

“Oh my gosh, her hair is so gorgeous!” “Yeah, she totally has, like, CW hair”

Also mentioned in Glee — Kurt Hummel to Sebastian Warbler: “I don’t like your CW hair.”

by oopsiezs January 7, 2025

Pineapple Hairs

The leafy part on the top of a pineapple. Word first used by Anix.

That pineapple has pineapple hairs on the top.

by Toxicsyd June 16, 2020

hair gel dandruff

What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers

Man, you've got some serious hair gel dandruff, go wash you hair?

by snappy.dragon December 8, 2016

Cunt hair cataracts

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.

You being a damn cunt hair cataracts

by BK15 July 29, 2021

Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple

That man's pineapple has some nice pineapple hairs

by Shadowking4 January 28, 2022

Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.

“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.

by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple

Anix: What do you call the green stuff on top of a pineapple?
Anix: PINEAPPLE HAIRS

by sarahb07 June 16, 2020