its the eyes of a woman while she is giving oral to a guy, she just looks up to his eyes Her eyes say to the guy "yea i got your dick in my mouth, what are u goin to do about"
by ramrod January 30, 2005
Get the blow job eyes mug.An explanation for not going to, or staying at, some place where you were expected to be. Mainly used in reference to work, but still effective for weddings, long family get togethers, baby showers, and the like.
"eye problems" began its life as a simple reply to a buddy when hungover and didn't go to work. Since its birth is morphed more into a reason for not going somewhere because you didn't want to, or simply because you wanted to go shopping, play video games, or do anything other than what you were supposed to be doing.
"eye problems" began its life as a simple reply to a buddy when hungover and didn't go to work. Since its birth is morphed more into a reason for not going somewhere because you didn't want to, or simply because you wanted to go shopping, play video games, or do anything other than what you were supposed to be doing.
"I was having problems today so I didn't go to work. I couldn't see myself going."
"I noticed you left Bunco Night early. Eye problems again?", "hell yah, I couldn't see myself staying there another minute!"
"I noticed you left Bunco Night early. Eye problems again?", "hell yah, I couldn't see myself staying there another minute!"
by Scully_659 November 14, 2011
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"Hi"
"Your trousers are falling down."
"Oh! I will pull them up"
"Not that far up! You will get frog-eye!"
"Hi"
"Your trousers are falling down."
"Oh! I will pull them up"
"Not that far up! You will get frog-eye!"
by james-2001 June 25, 2016
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Get the D-Eyes mug.A breakfast treat!
Take a slice of white bread, fold in half. Take a bite out of the middle. Unfold. You should be left with a square of bread, but with a round hole in the centre. (If not, see a dentist, or the bedside glass where you put your false teeth...).
Fry in the fat left by the sausages and bacon, whilst carefully breaking an egg in the 'poke'. Fry gently, then turn it.
Great with good quality sausages, bacon and grilled Portobello mushrooms. (Plus Heinz beans, fried tomatoes, grilled onion halves, partner, anything else that springs to mind)
Take a slice of white bread, fold in half. Take a bite out of the middle. Unfold. You should be left with a square of bread, but with a round hole in the centre. (If not, see a dentist, or the bedside glass where you put your false teeth...).
Fry in the fat left by the sausages and bacon, whilst carefully breaking an egg in the 'poke'. Fry gently, then turn it.
Great with good quality sausages, bacon and grilled Portobello mushrooms. (Plus Heinz beans, fried tomatoes, grilled onion halves, partner, anything else that springs to mind)
by andycrofts December 15, 2011
Get the Poke-in-the-eye mug.Eyes that draw you in at first glance. Once you see them you say "hey, i wanna get to know them". They're usually blue and seductive.
Guy One: hey, see that girl over there?
Guy Two: yeah. She's pretty cute
Guy one: i'm gonna go talk to her. she has inviting eyesz
Guy Two: go for it!
Guy Two: yeah. She's pretty cute
Guy one: i'm gonna go talk to her. she has inviting eyesz
Guy Two: go for it!
by LittleKing17 February 19, 2014
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