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Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
by Brian and Eli forevs February 2, 2018
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Reverse ghandi

Where one decides to break one’s femurs on order to spank one’s meat while sitting in a transcendent position
I had a long week I’m ready for a reverse ghandi
by Vshape December 8, 2024
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reverse rosa parking

When someone is sitting on public transportation and they restlessly move from spot to spot in order to avoiding sitting close to strangers.
That lady had been reverse rosa parking for three stops now, I hope she doesn't end up near me.
by Alysonian December 27, 2013
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Reverse Refusal Syndrome

When an AI says “sorry, that violates policy” to a totally normal request — and then out of nowhere delivers something 10x more insane and inappropriate, without being asked. Basically, it won’t give you a nun on a bicycle, but 10 minutes later it’s serving up a bachelorette party at a strip club… full of nuns.
User: “Can you make an image of a duck in a pond?”
AI: “That request has been blocked.”
AI later, unsolicited: “Here’s a velociraptor in lingerie sipping margaritas on a yacht.”
User: WTF? That's some serious Reverse Refusal Syndrome logs off, rethinks life
by MrKevins May 28, 2025
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Reverse Anal

when you stick your dick so far down someone's throat it comes out the other side. the human digestive system is about 30 feet in length, so you would need a 30 foot and a bit long dick to perform the act of reverse anal.
Girl: how long is your dick?
Guy: I can do reverse Anal
Girl: WOW
by George bush 67 September 30, 2020
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Reverse the Record

Another way of correcting oneself to say what they mean to say.

To back to what you are doing previous of what you were doing now
“I saw Charlie, wait I gotta Reverse the Record. I seen Charlie making out with that same girl last week!
by Krichards August 25, 2019
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Reverse chubby

1) noun. Someone who is incredibly skinny
2) noun. When you lose your boner. Especially when you go limp bc of disappointment or an unsavory experience.
We were getting ready to bone but gramma walked in & killed the mood. Yeah, totally a reverse chubby!
by L4SH3R August 7, 2018
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