May

May gotta phat ass.

"Woah did you see that ass!?"
"Oh yeah.. that's just May."

by Joonah1314 March 19, 2021

May 17th

Ok this day you gotta text one of your ex’s and say something bold to see what they say

Person 1: hey girl you text one of your ex’s yet?

Person 2: tf why would I??

Person 1: it’s may 17th girl let’s be bold today I’ll text mine too

by Hot girl summer dares March 23, 2021

Laci-May

Laci-May is a kind girl, she has a disturbing background/backstory, lives with anxiety and stress along with depresion.

Laci-May is not a ordinary child

by Dark_Web March 27, 2021

May

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though

Philza Minecraft: Yo man is that May, she just makes me want to: "Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though"

by NovoHwak24 April 8, 2021

May 1st

national skinny dipping day... have fun

guy: take ur clothes off let’s have fun

girl: well i guess it’s may 1st

by kyleeadams April 10, 2021

Tayah-mai

Amazing and special...keep them they are good and loyal best friend!They can be very funny.And they are very beautiful !

Sombody: Hey Tayah-mai your awesome and I’m glad your my only best bestie

by Bengi April 24, 2021

me cagüen tu mai

Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.

-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot

-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.

Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.

by Alailakimmm April 24, 2021