Facebook sickie

Posting a status update on Facebook claiming to be ill in order to avoid or get our of social commitments or engagements. Differs from vagebooking in that it is not done to attract sympathy or attention, but rather to provide an excuse for staying home. May also be done to corroborate a sick day from work or school.
"I really couldn't be bothered going to the party, so I chucked a facebook sickie."
by alwaysplaysscissors August 16, 2013
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Fake facebook

A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.
Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *

Girl : * opens the door *

Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *

Girl : * looks at you *

Boy : * breaths *

Girl : wanna have sex?

Boy : yeah

* after the cyber *

Girl : so....

* boy doesn't answer the message *
by TheCleverOneGirl April 24, 2016
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facebook dog

A coondog blown up to the Facebook world to be larger then life
Willie being bred to Jlo is like a Facebook dog pair made in heaven!
by Coondawger December 28, 2017
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facebook dog

A coondog blown up or hyped up beyond expectations
Willie being bred to Jlo is a Facebook dog match made in heaven!
by Coondawger December 28, 2017
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Facebooking

verb- wasting time away on Facebook.com; being on Facebook.com; chatting with friends on Facebook.com
I don't text, try Facebooking me next time
by me_again42594 August 21, 2010
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facebooking

facebooking is when using facebook for EXTREMELY long amounts of time
and/or never get off facebook
"hey is such a facebooker he never gets off facebook"
"yeah i know he is facebooking all the time"
by instagramer June 03, 2014
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facebookings

facebookings

Booking your hotel, restaurant table or cinema tickets for example through Facebook. Evolving the digital journey through social media.
Browsing on Facebook, feeling hungry. Book a table for dinner on a brand page without leaving Facebook or lifting the phone. Facebookings - Ultimate convenience!
by pjpbarnes January 26, 2012
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