sour creaming

the act of kicking someone you know less well from the party.

player1 "im sorry player5.... you got to go.."
player5 "why? 🥺"
player1 "my sinceresd apology as i can't put it into words that would make this situation look fine but fate has decided that we need to be sour creaming you today.. i wish you the best on your games today but we can't be part of the joy you will experience today. we love you </3"
*player5 kicked*
*new player5 joins*
player1 "WAZZAAAA"
player2 "WAZZAAAA"
player3 "WAZZAAAA"
player4 "WAZZAAAA"
player5 "WAZZAAAA.. did you guys just sourcream the other fifth?"
player1 "ye :/"

by ominouspink June 24, 2025

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream

The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.

Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “

by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025

whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy

The end result of a gang bang where the woman has a creampie from each man while she also has a particularly bad yeast infection.

Did you see that stuff coming out of her...Was that bukake cheese cake pussy or was that bukake cream cheese pussy?

by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025

pocket cream

a medium amount of whipped cream carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace or sparkles

This bitch called me a hoe so I pocket creamed that mofo.

by topteirfreak July 4, 2025

belly cream

putting your dick in somebody's belly button, ejaculating, and letting it ferment in sweat. after the process is completed it will become jam.

"I want your belly cream"

by wa10404 July 17, 2025