A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.
Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
by EvilMuppet January 24, 2012
eat cake day with a friend or family with a love one and than eat cake and enjoy your with your family or a friend and eat cake with them
Eliana: guess what today is mom
Mom: what is it sweetie
Eliana: its national eat cake day
Mom: uhhh thats a good day i guess
Mom: what is it sweetie
Eliana: its national eat cake day
Mom: uhhh thats a good day i guess
by Imnotcece December 05, 2021
A straight basic white girl with a boring ass life. Who wants to have a gay bestie but freaks out ever time a girl who likes girls come near her.
by Human 1 July 10, 2021
by RankDank123 July 19, 2017
When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.
Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."
Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"
Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"
by AmikeL ErotchX September 15, 2010
After performing a creampie, a female goes into a reverse tea bag (female tea bagging a male), she squeezes the cream out of the pie onto said males face, she then drops smacking HER clam (forcefully) on his face
by RIoysters April 27, 2011
Get your cake up means to start off with a small amount of money and hustle or flip your money into a larger amount.
Joe spent all his money at the strip club on Friday so Saturday I told him "get your cake up" and then well go again.
by D Radick January 08, 2006