doody boy cake eater

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.

Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.

Chip : Why Uncle Paul?

Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.

by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012

rice cake girl

A straight basic white girl with a boring ass life. Who wants to have a gay bestie but freaks out ever time a girl who likes girls come near her.

“You see Kelly over there she’s such a rice cake girl”

by Human 1 July 10, 2021

Eat cake day

eat cake day with a friend or family with a love one and than eat cake and enjoy your with your family or a friend and eat cake with them

Eliana: guess what today is mom

Mom: what is it sweetie

Eliana: its national eat cake day

Mom: uhhh thats a good day i guess

by Imnotcece December 4, 2021

Gold-Bond Cake

When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.

Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."

Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"

by AmikeL ErotchX September 15, 2010

Chocolate fudge cake

When your girlfriend shits in your mouth and then you proceed to give her oral sex.

Dude I have her a chocolate fudge cake last night.

by RankDank123 July 19, 2017

Rhode Island Clam Cake

After performing a creampie, a female goes into a reverse tea bag (female tea bagging a male), she squeezes the cream out of the pie onto said males face, she then drops smacking HER clam (forcefully) on his face

Last night I surprised my boyfriend with a Rhode Island Clam Cake!!! Chowda on the side!

by RIoysters May 19, 2011

get your cake up

Get your cake up means to start off with a small amount of money and hustle or flip your money into a larger amount.

Joe spent all his money at the strip club on Friday so Saturday I told him "get your cake up" and then well go again.

by D Radick January 8, 2006