“Who’s your favourite historical figure?”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”
by OhNoItsJoe January 27, 2023
Get the Alex the Similar Bean mug.Another name for weed, because of the beanlike shape of individual nugs of weed. It can also be used as a verb - "to bean", or to be "beaned".
"Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans. Yeah Lil Uzi say he got bitches and I got the beans", (from the song NAVUZIMETRO#PT2).
"You guys down to bean this Friday?"
"He was so beaned that he literally couldn't move at all."
"You guys down to bean this Friday?"
"He was so beaned that he literally couldn't move at all."
by SolidSquared August 4, 2017
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by Doseofshadi June 27, 2023
Get the bean cricket mug.Someone who is characteristically cute, pure or innocent or even a childlike like person. Someone who makes few genuine mistakes that harm others and if so regrets them deeply.
"hey did you hear? Sarah started crying because she accidentally elbowed Lucy and felt really bad about it."
"Oh my god she's such a bean."
"Your cat is such a bean he fell asleep on the pillow next to my head"
"Oh my god she's such a bean."
"Your cat is such a bean he fell asleep on the pillow next to my head"
by Denimbluemitski January 14, 2017
Get the Bean mug.This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
by Garads July 9, 2024
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