Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
Get the face like a slapped arsemug. “Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019
Get the National Dick Slap Daymug. Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls
by Jennywlliamssss September 24, 2020
Get the Slap Ass Month (girls)mug. When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
by squirt kobain June 1, 2010
Get the two fisted monkey slapmug. by rapidcliche May 25, 2018
Get the national slap a titty daymug. This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 27, 2015
Get the Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisamug. by kenzie sucks May 26, 2018
Get the national slap kenzie daymug.